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PostSubject: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/28/2011, 9:11 pm

Post your jokes here.










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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/28/2011, 9:12 pm

A man walks into a bar. Like a metal one, like a pole. So he got hurt.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/28/2011, 9:20 pm

Your Mama so Fat Surprised, She Took The Tire And Ate it.. xD ( IM SUCH A LOSER >Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 12:39 am

Your momma so dumb she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to 50c?
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 12:51 am

your mommas like a libary, open to the public

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 11:18 am

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:23 pm

A Irishman walks into a bar.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:23 pm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:24 pm

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:24 pm

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:25 pm

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:25 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:26 pm

Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:26 pm

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:27 pm

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:27 pm

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:28 pm

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:39 pm

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

Holy shit Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:39 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Very nice Cool


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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

True, nigga Cool


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Fuck My Life. wrote:
How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You can confuse niggers with that trick too Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:40 pm

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Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You lieing son of a bitch Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:40 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:41 pm

why did the chicken cross the road?
because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:41 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

Oh shit Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:41 pm

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why did the chicken cross the road?
because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

Chickens are retarded Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:41 pm

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:42 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

What happened to the ice cream Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:42 pm

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

lmao lol!


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:42 pm

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:42 pm

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A Irishman walks into a bar.

Then what Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:43 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Oh shit Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:43 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

Yeah nigga Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:43 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

Just like niggers call other niggers niggers Cool




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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:43 pm

How did the mexican get into the United States of America?
Legally.
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How did the mexican get into the United States of America?
Legally.

Must be one of the pussy mexicans Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:44 pm

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

No.
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Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

No.

I'm not a tree either Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:45 pm

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:45 pm

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Did the boy lose his penis too Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:46 pm

Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?

Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

Another retarded bartender Cool


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Fuck My Life. wrote:
Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?

Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

Trojan, nigga Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:47 pm

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick.
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Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick.

Holy shit, lmao lol!


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:47 pm

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:48 pm

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

This sounds more like an insult than a joke Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:48 pm

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
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Fuck My Life. wrote:
A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

lmao lol!


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