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PostSubject: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/28/2011, 9:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:49 pm

Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:49 pm

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being

True, nigga, very true Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:50 pm

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:52 pm

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?

He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:52 pm

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

That's why there hasn't been a human with both a vagina and penis yet Cool


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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?

He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

lmao lol!


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:52 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
cheese on toast
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:52 pm

Spyro you son of a bitch Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:52 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
cheese on toast

Cheese on toast, nigga Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:54 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like pizza
Let's fuck
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:54 pm

A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:55 pm

Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?

A. 17.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:56 pm

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Wheres my tractor?
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:57 pm

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?

A. 17.

~Tested By Spyro the Dragon Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:57 pm

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin?

Because he's dead.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:57 pm

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

Fried Chicken Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:58 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like pizza
Let's fuck

Oh Shit Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:58 pm

What is a vampire's favourite dessert?

Vampires aren't real.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:58 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin?

Because he's dead.

Yes he is Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:58 pm

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard?

Black berries.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:59 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Wheres my tractor?

I thought farmers were supposed to be Rednecks Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:59 pm

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard?

Black berries.

Oh shit Cool I thought the answer was niggers lol!

I see you're not in the KKK afterall Cool




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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:59 pm

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 3:59 pm

Fuck My Life. wrote:
What is a vampire's favourite dessert?

Vampires aren't real.

True that nigga Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:00 pm

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

Yes we would Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:00 pm

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough."

He then goes home and hangs himself.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:01 pm

How did the fat guy survive the air crash?

He didn't, he died like everyone else.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:01 pm

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:02 pm

Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:02 pm

A Muslim walked into a bomb shop.

Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:04 pm

Why Can't Ben cry?

Because I gorged his eye out with a pop sickle stick.
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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 4:40 pm

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 6:59 pm

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

Cool


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Spyro. wrote:
A Muslim walked into a bomb shop.

Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

Looks like there will be no bombing that day Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 7:00 pm

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Why Can't Ben cry?

Because I gorged his eye out with a pop sickle stick.

you bastard Cool

he can't watch porn while masturbating now


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 7:00 pm

Spyro. wrote:
What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe, nigga Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 7:01 pm

Spyro. wrote:
How did the fat guy survive the air crash?

He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/29/2011, 7:01 pm

Spyro. wrote:
A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough."

He then goes home and hangs himself.

What happened to the bartender Cool


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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/30/2011, 5:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   8/30/2011, 9:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   9/1/2011, 9:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: DA DA DA DA JOKES.   9/18/2011, 6:33 am

Spyro. - puıɯ ǝuo wrote:
What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

i got a different ending, theyr all target of racist jokes Very Happy
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